We have decided to stop at a small "slush ball" out in the boondocks of space. We don't know what is waiting for us down there, but hopfully it is a lot of money and not some horrid space zombie ogre magi thing. I replaced all of my pin ups with pictures of peeled sliced vegitables today. No one has noticed yet. I have got eight of them, all lined up on one wall. I stuck them up with pins and I don't know why I did it. And then I had some toast with jam. I don't even like jam. I turned the lights off while I ate it too. I hope my ship mates don't find this. If they do then they will probabaly ask me some question about it and I wouldn't be able to answer them. If we do encounter some kind of horror show today, then I will take detailed notes and seal them to the opposite page with wax as usual.
P.S. It turned out to be people eating computer cable lazer snakes. The details are enclosed along with the address of a site were you can view a video of the operation.
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Most excellent. It's going to be miserable! Miserable I tell you!
&glyph of villainous laughter
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