Friday, February 13, 2009

Civil Suit against ReStore Corp Dismissed

Decendents of Sir Alfred Mitchell Smythe, an EU luminary served ReStore Corporation (LinkToInvestmentPortfiolioStockPerformansRecords) wit ha wrongful death and failure to uphold contractual obligations suit when his ReStore Universal Neural Engram storage device failed to capture his last moments and somehow corrupted his restoration process, irreversibly corrupting his neural map.

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Representatives for ReStore sympathized with the Smythe families loss, but pointed our that it clearly states in both the up front contract and the End User License Agreement of the Universal ReStore device that ReStore Corporation makes no grantee of the operation of their ReStore technology.

"There are simply to many variables that we can't control", responded CEO Jackson Nojimi during out interview.

"We try out best to mitigate against externalities, but you simply can't do anything about massive solar flares, EMP detonations, supernovae and many other natural phenomenon. We think out 99.7% ReStore success rate speaks for itself in the care we take with this technology. But no one is perfect."

Analysts predicted before the civil suit would be dismissed, especially when the Central Justice Bureau declined to participate.

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